Saunders (Ted Osborne, left, into phone): I`m sorry Julia, we have a bellhop on our hands who is not only rude but brainless.
Bellhop (David Badger, right, receiving small tip): That`s pathetic!
Julia (Louise Szalay, left): Now aren`t you ashamed of yourself, Tito…. Everyone downstairs at the opera reception is simply dying to meet you!
Tito (Nathan Linders, right): Who are you ….
Max (John Guiliano, discovering Tito the tenor is missing): Oh. My. GOD!!!
Maggie (Tracey Granger): Tito, before we go any further, I want you to know I`ve never done anything like this before. I want it to be everything I`ve ever dreamed of! 
Tito (signing his autograph for Maggie): For me it is a pleasure, A privilege. And I`m a gonna make it a-very … e-speciale. Just-a for-a you … uh … Moggie. 
Diana (Robin Stille, left, Tito`s operatic co-star): I`m sure it`s hard to make any lasting judgements, having done it with me only once. But would you say I was ….special … tonight. I can take it Tito, I`m a professional.
Tito: A pro … Oh my God… a professional!
Tito: Maria! Please! Take-a me home! Just get a-me outta here!
Maria (Carrie Lyle): Maria, she takes-a care. Carissimo.
SOAP presents
Ken Ludwig`s
Lend Me a Tenor
May 23 – 24 at OSS Theatre , Osoyoos
May 30 – 31 at Venables Theatre, Oliver
8 p.m. all performances
$18 Adult $15 Seniors and Students
Tickets at Your Dollar Store with More (Osoyoos) and Sundance Video (Oliver).
Photo Credit: Penelope Johnson
